Stories & Opinions: From Facebook To My Bedroom (The Sweet-Bitter Coincidence)

I stumbled on this and you need to read:

She was tall, light skinned, cute faced and she had such beautiful perfect features. She was standing by a store alone, on the phone and she seemed a little frazzled, I drove closer to where she stood, stopped the car and got down. About the same time I stopped, she ended the call on her phone and she looked at me as though she was expecting me to say something. That was the last reaction I expected from her, but I said nothing, just looked on at her like I was taking a long cool drink.

She looked even more angelic up close, she smiled and asked if i was Henry. The question immediately got my attention. "Henry?" I thought in my head, and without hesitation i said "yes". To think my name was no way close to Henry did not even slow down my response one bit!

She came close and gave me a very long hug and with such cheerfulness stepped back, held my hands and looked me over. "You look very much different in person than you do on Facebook" she said and without skipping a beat I answered her, "well, sometimes it happens that way. You look even more gorgeous than you look on Facebook anyway". She seemed too thrilled to have met this Henry Facebook friend of hers, when in the real sense this was smart boy Philip taking advantage of the situation standing in front of him. She asked me how come the number i gave her had been switched off all day, "The phone fell inside water" was my quick response that handled that. Seemed like the person she was suppose to meet at the spot was incommunicado, I hope he stays so till this encounter is over.

We got into my car and headed for one of the restaurants around. This was not what I ever planned for but it was going so well and I was acting the part perfectly too. I just wonder how she could be so dumb to think I was Henry... Won't blame her though, the confidence with which i stood in her front at a time she was expecting someone she has not even met in person before would have it difficult for her to think otherwise. We chatted cheerfully as we ate in the restaurant and when we were finished, the continued chatting and I made no move to leave. She asked if I didn't want her to know where I lived and I immediately responded "why not?" We headed out to my place and I knew exactly what i was going to do to this beautiful lady, I could feel excitement coursing through my body, one part of me was feeling a little guilty though, but i silenced it.

Two hours after I coincidentally met this beautiful lady, she was in my room and after things got so heated up between us. As we laid down in my bedroom, her phone rang and I prayed silently it would be one of her lady friends, she picked her phone and immediately her countenance changed. There and then I knew I was in trouble. A minute after she ended her call, looked at me and said "so you are not Henry?" hissed and she frantically carried her bag, dressed and hurried out of my house without saying nothing else. While i sat down there laughing at her, "what a fool she is" I said.
Felt accomplished to myself....but that was two days before I started feeling pain while urinating.
I went on google and checked possible causes. They scare me! I had never had it in my life and it started after the game I thought I won. Now I need a doctor.