Thursday 22 August 2013

The Truth On a Lighter Note

This is the awkward truth about some husbands married for over five years. There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife". These men were asked, "How many of you love your wife?" And all hands were raised. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart. Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies
1. "Have you impregnated someone again?"

2. "That was then,not now!" 

3. "You want borrow money from me..right?"

 4. "What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!"

5. "Meaning??"

6. "Is that a new song??"

7. "Am I dreaming??"

8. "If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you're not sleeping n this house!"

9. "You this man, I told you to stop drinking!!!" 

10. "Sorry, who's this?"


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